Astral Bars
Astral Bars are the strong end of the FunGuyz chocolate shelf. Every 5g bar runs on the same two-strain blend, Penis Envy and Tidal Wave, wrapped in nine chocolate flavours plus two candy formats. You choose on taste, the payload stays the same across the range, and you dose by the square.
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What sits behind an Astral Bar
Two cubensis strains do the work here, and both test well above an average cube. A typical cubensis runs near 0.9% total tryptamines. Penis Envy averages around 1.5%, and Tidal Wave sits close to 1.2%. Blended together, they put more psilocybin behind each square than a standard shroom bar.
Ignore the viral numbers. The 3.82% Tidal Wave and 2.9% Penis Envy figures that get passed around were one-off contest samples, not what ends up in a bar. Treat an Astral Bar as strong, not superhuman, and the dosing takes care of itself.
Every flavour carries the same blend at the same strength. The chocolate changes; the mushroom does not. Your choice between them is about taste and format, and your dose is about how many squares you eat.
The nine flavours
All 5g, all the same Penis Envy and Tidal Wave blend, scored into even squares.
| Flavour | What it tastes like |
|---|---|
| Milk Chocolate | The plain, smooth base if you want nothing else going on |
| Dark Chocolate | Bitter and low-sugar, hides the earthy mushroom note best |
| White Chocolate | Sweet and creamy, no cocoa bitterness |
| Strawberry | Fruity strawberry through milk chocolate |
| Maple Chocolate | Canadian maple sweetness over a chocolate base |
| Cookies N’ Cream | Cookie pieces set into white chocolate |
| Chocolate Crunch | Crisped-rice texture through the bar |
| Cereal Milk | Sweet breakfast-cereal note, one of the loudest flavours |
| Caramelized Toffee | Buttery toffee, sweet and rich |
Astral Crunch and Astral Cones
Two formats past the bars. Astral Crunch is a 5g psilocybin freeze-dried candy for people who want the same payload without chocolate. Astral Cones puts 5g into a filled cone. Both sit at the same strong end as the bars, so dose them the same careful way.
How to choose across the range
Since strength is fixed, pick on flavour and texture. Want the mushroom taste gone? Dark Chocolate hides it best. After something sweet and easy? Cereal Milk, Cookies N’ Cream, or Caramelized Toffee. Prefer a plain base you know? Milk or White Chocolate. Skip chocolate entirely with Astral Crunch.
What should not vary is respect for the dose. These are built for people who already know how mushrooms treat them. New to psilocybin, start somewhere gentler and work up.
Dosing an Astral Bar
Dose by the square, never the bar. A 5g bar is a full session split into pieces, not one sitting.
- Start with half a square if you are newer to this blend, one square if you know how strong strains treat you;
- Wait a full 90 minutes before adding more, since chocolate and sugar slow the come-up to 45 to 90 minutes, later than dried mushrooms on an empty stomach;
- Weight the strain. A square of Astral hits harder than the same square of a Golden Teacher bar, so scale down, not up;
- You can eat another square. You cannot un-eat one.
Delivery across Canada
We ship Astral Bars Canada-wide in plain, tracked packaging, and free shipping starts at $199. Same-day local delivery shows at checkout in a few cities if it reaches your postal code. Store bars in a cool, dry, dark spot, sealed, since heat and light fade psilocybin over time.
Frequently asked questions
What makes Astral Bars different from other mushroom chocolate?
Every Astral Bar uses a blend of two strong cubensis strains, Penis Envy and Tidal Wave, which both test above an average cube. That puts more psilocybin behind each square than a standard shroom bar, so Astral sits at the strong end of the range.
What flavours do Astral Bars come in?
The bars come in nine flavours, including Cereal Milk, Cookies N' Cream, Chocolate Crunch, and Caramelized Toffee. Every flavour carries the same strain blend at the same strength, so your choice is about taste and texture, not potency.
Are there Astral options without chocolate?
Yes. Astral Crunch is a 5g psilocybin freeze-dried candy for people who want the same payload without chocolate, and Astral Cones puts 5g into a filled cone. Both sit at the same strength as the bars, so dose them the same careful way.
Are Astral Bars a good pick for a first time with mushrooms?
Not really. Astral is built for people who already know how psilocybin treats them. If you are new, start with a gentler single-strain bar and work up once you know your response.
How should I dose an Astral Bar?
Dose by the square, not the bar. Start with half a square if you are newer to this blend, or one square if you know how strong strains affect you, then wait a full 90 minutes before adding more, since the chocolate and sugar slow the come-up.
How does shipping work and how do I store the bars?
We ship Astral Bars Canada-wide in plain, tracked packaging, and free shipping starts at $199. Same-day local delivery shows at checkout in a few cities if it reaches your postal code, and bars keep best sealed in a cool, dry, dark spot away from heat and light.
