Psychedelics

What’s on this shelf

This is the FunGuyz range for the classic psychedelics that aren’t mushrooms. On the LSD side you’ll find blotter tabs, gummies and microdose drops, plus mescaline capsules for the cactus-inclined. On the DMT side there are NN-DMT vape pens, a 5-MeO-DMT pen, and MiPT gummies. Different molecules, very different evenings, so it’s worth knowing what each one does before you add to cart.

How the big four compare

Compound	Format we carry	Comes on in	Lasts about
LSD	Tabs, gummies, microdose drops	30 to 90 minutes	8 to 12 hours
DMT (NN-DMT)	Vape pens	Under a minute	15 to 45 minutes
5-MeO-DMT	Vape pen	Under a minute	20 to 40 minutes
Mescaline	Capsules	45 to 90 minutes	8 to 12 hours

Those windows are typical, not guaranteed. Dose, stomach contents and individual chemistry all move them around, so plan your day as if the longer number is the true one.

Choosing your first pick

If you want a full day with a long arc, LSD tabs are the classic for a reason, and the gummies do the same job with easier dosing. If you want something short and extremely deep, a DMT pen delivers the whole experience inside an hour, though the intensity surprises almost everyone the first time. 5-MeO-DMT is stronger again and is a poor first psychedelic; treat it as an experienced-user tool. Mescaline sits closest to mushrooms in feel: long, warm and body-heavy, with the capsules taking the guesswork out of dosing. If a full trip isn’t the goal at all, the microdose drops keep you in sub-perceptual territory.

Ground rules that make trips better

Start low, especially with anything vaporized. Clear your schedule for the full duration plus a landing buffer, keep a sober friend around for first runs, and stay away from driving entirely. Skip psychedelics if you take lithium or have a personal or family history of psychosis, and don’t stack them with other substances. All of this is the boring paragraph people skip; it’s also the difference between a good story and a bad night.

Ordering from FunGuyz

Order online and your parcel ships in plain packaging with tracking, free over $199 anywhere in Canada. The most popular products in this range qualify for same-day Express delivery in Toronto, London and Ottawa, and you can always walk into one of our shops and ask questions at the counter first. You must be 19 or older.

Frequently asked questions

Is buying psychedelics online in Canada discreet?

Yes. Plain packaging, no branding, nothing on the outside that says what’s inside, with tracking on every order.

What’s the difference between DMT and 5-MeO-DMT?

NN-DMT is intensely visual; 5-MeO-DMT is less visual and more about total ego dissolution, and most people find it considerably stronger. They are different molecules, not different strengths of the same thing.

How strong are the LSD tabs?

Strength is listed per tab on the product page. Start with a fraction of a tab if you’re new; you can always take more next time.

Why are the mescaline capsules on the LSD shelf?

Housekeeping, honestly. Mescaline is its own cactus-derived compound; we list the capsules alongside LSD because both are long-duration classics.

Can I microdose with these products?

The LSD microdose drops are made for exactly that. For everything else in this range, the doses are trip-sized, so look at our microdosing capsules if sub-perceptual is the goal.

Do psychedelics ship same day?

In Toronto, London and Ottawa the most popular products can arrive the same day via Express delivery, often in as fast as 40 minutes. Everywhere else, tracked mail takes 1 to 3 business days in Ontario.