Psilobites
Psilobites is the FunGuyz line for people who dose on a schedule, not just for a night out. Five effect-led bars, Micro, Calm, Focus, Energy and Mood, each scored into precise 0.25g pieces so you take a repeatable amount without reaching for a scale.
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Built for a routine, not a one-off
Most mushroom chocolate is sold by taste. Psilobites is sold by effect. Each bar is blended toward a target feeling and scored so every piece is the same 0.25g, which is the amount that makes microdosing and low doses repeatable week to week.
Two bars name their strain. Energy runs on Penis Envy, a strong cubensis that averages near 1.5% total tryptamines. Focus uses Golden Teacher, the gentle benchmark strain near 0.8%. Mood is built on Blue Meanies, which is Panaeolus cyanescens, not a cubensis at all, and tests two to three times stronger. Same 0.25g piece, very different weight behind it.
The five bars
| Bar | Format | Strain | Best for |
|---|---|---|---|
| Micro | 7.5g bar | Blend | Steady microdosing, the most pieces per bar |
| Calm | 5g bar | Blend | Winding down and low-key sits |
| Focus | 5g bar | Golden Teacher | Clear-headed daytime doses |
| Energy | 5g bar | Penis Envy | Stronger, upbeat doses |
| Mood | 5g bar | Blue Meanies | The strongest piece in the line |
A note on the Mood bar
Blue Meanies is the strongest thing in this line by a wide margin, and it is psilocin-heavy, so it can feel faster. A 0.25g Mood piece is not the same as a 0.25g Focus piece. If you rotate bars, drop the count when you move to Mood.
How to pick a Psilobites bar
Match the bar to what you want from the day. Micro for a standing microdose habit, since the 7.5g bar gives you the most 0.25g pieces per purchase. Focus for a clear, functional daytime dose on the gentlest strain. Calm to settle. Energy when you want more push. Mood only once you know how the stronger piece treats you.
Dosing by the piece
The whole point of Psilobites is that the maths is done. Each square is 0.25g, so you count pieces instead of weighing powder.
- A microdose is one piece, 0.25g, taken and left alone;
- Wait 90 minutes before a second piece on any bar, since chocolate pushes the come-up back;
- Re-count for Mood. The Blue Meanies piece carries more than the others at the same weight;
- Keep a light day light. Two pieces is 0.5g, past a microdose into a felt effect.
Delivery across Canada
Psilobites ships Canada-wide in plain, tracked packaging, with free shipping from $199. Same-day local delivery appears at checkout in select cities. Store bars cool, dark, dry and sealed so the scored pieces hold their strength across a dosing schedule.
Frequently asked questions
What is Psilobites?
Psilobites is a line of psilocybin chocolate bars sold by effect rather than flavour. Every bar is scored into identical 0.25g pieces so you count squares instead of weighing powder, which keeps a dose repeatable week to week.
What are the five Psilobites bars and how do they differ?
There are four 5g bars named for a target feeling, Mood, Calm, Focus and Energy, plus a 7.5g Micro bar built for steady microdosing. Focus and Energy name their strain (Golden Teacher and Penis Envy), Mood runs on Blue Meanies, and Micro and Calm are blends.
Which bar should a newer user start with?
Focus is the gentlest option, built on Golden Teacher, so it suits a first clear-headed daytime dose. Save Mood for later, since its Blue Meanies piece is the strongest in the line and comes on faster than the others at the same 0.25g weight.
What is the difference between the Micro 7.5g bar and the 5g bars?
The Micro 7.5g Chocolate Cubes bar gives you the most 0.25g pieces per purchase, which makes it the best pick for a standing microdose habit. The 5g bars carry fewer pieces and are organised by effect rather than for pure repetition.
How do I dose a Psilobites bar?
Each square is 0.25g, so one piece is a standard microdose you take and leave alone. Wait 90 minutes before adding a second piece, since chocolate pushes the come-up back, and drop your count when you move to the Mood bar because Blue Meanies carries more at the same weight.
How should I store the bars, and what does shipping cost?
Keep bars cool, dark, dry and sealed so the scored pieces hold their strength across a dosing schedule. Psilobites ships Canada-wide in plain, tracked packaging with free shipping from $199, and same-day local delivery shows at checkout in select cities.
