This is Golden Teacher psilocybin folded into a chocolate bar, scored into even squares so you take it one piece at a time instead of guessing with dried mushrooms. It comes in classic chocolate, cookies and cream, salted caramel and strawberry.
What you are getting
A 5g bar of psilocybin chocolate made with the Golden Teacher strain. The scored squares are the whole point here: they give you a consistent, repeatable amount every time, so learning your dose is a matter of counting pieces rather than weighing powder. Chocolate also hides the earthy mushroom taste that puts a lot of people off, which is most of the reason edibles like this exist.
Why Golden Teacher
Golden Teacher is the strain most people meet first, and for good reason. It leans steady and clear-headed, with more reflection and mood lift than heavy visuals. It has a long, well-worn track record of gentle sessions, which makes it forgiving to learn on and easy to come back to. If you want the same strain in other forms, there are dried Golden Teacher mushrooms and Golden Teacher microdosing capsules.
Taste
Pick your flavour and you get an actual chocolate bar: smooth in classic chocolate, a bit of crunch and vanilla in cookies and cream, sweet and buttery in salted caramel, or fruity in strawberry. The mushroom flavour sits in the background rather than up front.
How to take it
Start with a single square and give it a full 45 minutes before you decide anything. Golden Teacher is forgiving, so this is a good bar to find your level on. One to two squares tends to be light and gentle; working through more of the bar becomes a longer, several-hour experience. Take it on a light stomach in a calm, familiar setting.
Staying comfortable
- Eat lightly beforehand so it settles cleanly.
- Wait the full 45 minutes before adding another square. Chocolate can come on slower than you expect.
- Clear your schedule. Give yourself several free hours and no need to drive.
- Have water nearby and someone you trust reachable if it is your first time.
- Skip it if you are on SSRIs or other medication that interacts with psilocybin, or if you are pregnant or nursing.
Similar options
Want a different flavour or a stronger strain? Browse the full range of psilocybin chocolate bars, including the Cheshire Lizard King bar for a more intense strain in the same chocolate format.
Nathan W. –
Great chocolate bar — Great taste and great buzz. Would highly recommend.
S.P. –
Cheshire golden teacher — Nice evening. Share 3 squares each with m’y girl friend, no bad sad effect. Maybe a bit Lighter physical effect than i expext
Julia V. –
This one gave a fun upbeat trip and the taste was better than most bars.
Derek C. –
Great visuals from two squares and no rough comedown for me.
Anonymous (verified owner) –
ate this all at once and it took me to another galaxy